To use the actions I've made, all you have to do is copy and paste the following block of text into the NICKNAME LIST of your Popup Editor in mIRC. You should delete the Slap! command that's already there, and put this block of text in its place, since I included that command in with these. Begin copying with the word "Actions" and stop before "Back to the article".
Actions
.Bounce:/me bounces up and down excitedly at $$1.
.Chocolate:/me offers $$1 a piece of chocolate.
.Cuddle:/me cuddles up with $$1 on the couch.
.Drink:/me offers $$1 their favourite drink.
.Goodnight:/me tucks $$1 into bed. | /say Goodnight, $$1!
.Fwack!:/me fwacks $$1 with a carp.
.Hug:/me hugs $$1 tightly.
.Kiss:/me kisses $$1 firmly.
.Laugh:/me falls over laughing at $$1.
.Slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout.
.Smack:/me smacks $$1 upside the head.
.Wave:/me waves to $$1.